CELEBRITREES
Trojan
"SEXT US, INSTEAD"
During quarantine, horny singles faced a decision: should I break Q for some D? Many were tempted to text their exes during these isolated times. We asked them to Sext Us, Instead.
All they had to do was slide an eggplant emoji into Trojan's DMs, and in return, we sent them Trojan vibes and lubes. After all, the official NYC Covid Health Guide says, "you are your safest sex partner."
SELECTED PRESS
And because people will seize any opportunity to send a dick pic,
we had to post this very real tweet.
SEXY HEALTH GUIDELINES
When my grandkids ask me what I did to help during the pandemic, I'll tell them, "I helped spread the New York City Health Department's guidelines on 'rimming.'" And then, they'll put me in a home.
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